Thursday, April 1, 2010

there's no ifs.

If I were a month, I'd be June.
If I were a day of the week, I'd be Tuesday.
If I were a time of the day, I'd be 8am.
If I were a planet, I'd be Mars.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be a jellyfish.
If I were a direction, I’d be right.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a sofa.
If I were a liquid, I’d be ice lemon tea or green tea.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be diamonds.
If I were a tree, I’d be an Oak tree.
If I were a tool, I’d be a handphone.
If I were a flower, I’d be a rose.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be rain.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a violin or piano.
If I were a color, I’d be light pink.
If I were an emotion, I’d be happy.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a strawberry.
If I were a sound, I’d be the sound of bells.
If I were an element, I’d be water or fire.
If I were a car, I’d be Ponche.
If I were a food, I’d be potato.
If I were a place, I’d be Korea.
If I were a material, I’d be silk.
If I were a taste, I’d be sour.
If I were a scent, I’d be vanilla.
If I were an object, I’d be a digital camera.
If I were a body part, I’d be lips or hands.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be emotionless.
If I were a song, I’d be Careful (by Paramore).
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be high heels.